we hoard shiny rocks and cool stickers — not your personal data. this page explains, in plain goblin, what information we collect when you use goofygoblinclub.com, why we collect it, and what we never do with it. last updated: august 2026.
what we collect
when you place an order: your name, email, shipping address, and order details — the stuff physically required to make your goblin gear and get it to your den.
when you browse: basic, mostly-anonymous analytics (which pages get visited, roughly where visitors come from) so we know which goblins are popular.
if you sign up for emails: your email address, only because you handed it to us.
who we share it with (only the necessary goblins)
our print and fulfillment partner (printful), who needs your name and address to make and ship your order. our payment processor, which handles your card securely — we never see or store your full card number. not even a peek. and basic analytics tools that help us understand site traffic. that’s the whole list. we do not sell, rent, or trade your information to anyone. ever. a goblin guards its hoard, and your data is part of the hoard.
cookies (the computer kind, sadly)
we use cookies to keep your cart from forgetting what you put in it, keep you logged into your account, and gather anonymous stats about how the site is used. you can block cookies in your browser settings — the site will mostly still work, though your cart may develop amnesia.
emails
if you join our list, we’ll occasionally send new drops and assorted goblin nonsense. every email has an unsubscribe link, and it works instantly. no guilt trips.
your rights
want to know what info we have about you? want it corrected or deleted? email us and we’ll handle it. simple as that.
questions
email goofygoblinclub@gmail.com — a real person answers.